I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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