I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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