Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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