I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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