When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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