Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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