The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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