every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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