he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
God, I missed his penis.
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