i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So much rum. So many feels.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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