dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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