And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
sarcasm needs its own font
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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