Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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