If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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