wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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