so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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