Nicole vs. Life
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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