just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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