Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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