I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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