Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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