And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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