it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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