this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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