I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
