summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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