If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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