seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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