Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Found the puke drawer
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
