i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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