it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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