We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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