I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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