"it" just moved
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize