Don't you send me to vm
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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