I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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