I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Randomize
