You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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