that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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