I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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