Did you just see the Batmobile???
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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