For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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