do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
