So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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