You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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