My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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