i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
is that a dick in a sweater?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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