Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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