I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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