So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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