i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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