I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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