we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize