READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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