we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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